Dear Helpdesk

Helpdesk requires you to upgrade webmail by Clicking 

http://some.address

This Message is From Helpdesk. Due to our latest IP Security upgrades we have reason to believe that your webmail account was accessed by a third party. Protecting the security of your webmail account is our primary concern, we have limited access to sensitive webmail account features.Failure to revalidate, your e-mail will be blocked in 24 hours.

Thank you for your cooperation.
Help Desk

Dear Helpdesk

Please close my account. It seems that I have a multitude of similar accounts all over the internet. I've neither asked for these accounts nor do I wish to continue to have them as all they do is generate illiterate messages asking me to close them. It would seem to me that it would be so much simpler if you just didn't open these accounts in the first place.

Yours etc.

(There - I've blown off some steam. Also, not a big fan of blogger's new look - I'm not trying to take this pro.)