Thursday, June 07, 2012

Dear Helpdesk

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Dear Helpdesk

Please close my account. It seems that I have a multitude of similar accounts all over the internet. I've neither asked for these accounts nor do I wish to continue to have them as all they do is generate illiterate messages asking me to close them. It would seem to me that it would be so much simpler if you just didn't open these accounts in the first place.

Yours etc.

(There - I've blown off some steam. Also, not a big fan of blogger's new look - I'm not trying to take this pro.)