Monday, September 10, 2012

I'm Tired of These Clowns As Well

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Chris here: Now that they've rewritten the last paragraph into something approaching English, I understand what they're trying to say: "We've met all the criteria for not being spam". Except it's all a lie. They didn't find me through their own efforts. If they did, they would know I'm associated with a university library's web site, and consequently not selling anything tangible. I'm not a businessman, but they don't know that because they bought my email address on a list. Secondly, I've followed their instructions for unsubscribing, but in two days I will get a follow-up email asking why I haven't responded. God help anyone who gives these people money.